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Reading Doc Savage: Land of Always-Night

FullSizeRender (49)In packing for a trip, I discovered I’d somehow bypassed some of the earlier Doc Savages, so we backtrack now to book 13: Land of Always-Night. On the cover, Doc, wearing torn shirt and steampunk goggles, looks back and away from a grove of giant mushrooms, not noticing the several odd figures vaguely resembling the Monarch from The Venture Brothers menacing him with raised hands.

This one has to be my favorite beginning yet:

It is somewhat ridiculous to say that a human hand can resemble a butterfly. Yet this particular hand did attain that similarity. Probably it was the way it moved, hovered, moved again, with something about it that was remindful of a slow-motion picture being shown on a screen.

The color had something to do with the impression. The hand was white, unnatural; it might have been fashioned of mother of pearl. There was something serpentine, hideous, about the way it strayed and hovered, yet was never still. It made one think of a venomous white moth.

It made Beery Hosmer think of death. Only the expression on Beery Hosmer’s face told that, for he was not saying anything. But he was trying to. His lips shaped word syllables and the muscle strings in his scrawny throat jerked, but no sounds came out.

The horrible white hand floated up toward Beery Hosmer’s face. The side street was gloomy, deserted except for Beery Hosmer and the man with the uncanny hand. The hand stood out in the Merck almost as if it were a thing of white paper with a light inside.

The man menacing poor Beery, who Beery calls Ool, is odd in many ways, including being skeleton thin and having enormous, pale eyes. He wants something back, something Beery has stolen to take to Doc Savage and is currently carrying on a money belt around his waist

Beery is standing in front of a candy store; when the inevitable happens, he reels back and smashes into the plate glass. After a struggle, he dies, “becoming as inert as the chocolate creams crushed beneath him.”

Ool takes his possession back from Beery, which turns out to be a peculiar pair of goggles with black glass lenses. He tastes one of the scattered chocolates, smacks his lips, and gathers as many chocolates as he can into his hat. As he departs, he eats the candy “avidly, as if it were some exquisite delicacy with which he had just become acquainted.”

In the next chapter, we are introduced to one Earl Maurice “Watches” Bowen. This sort of nickname usually signals a crook, and Watches, who gets his name from his obsession with timepieces, is no exception. He’s in his New York penthouse, conferring with Ool. Ool tells him he killed Beery because the man was about to involve Doc Savage. Being a criminal, Watches is shaken by the news, but reassured to find Beery never reached the man of bronze.

Changing the subject, Ool asks how their plans are progressing. Not so well, it turns out:

“I’ve canvassed all of the big airplane factories,” Watches explained. “They can build us a true gyroplane, sure. This true gyro will rise straight up and hover. It can be controlled fairly well. But here’s the rub. The darn things won’t carry more than two men, and they won’t lift hardly any fuel at all. The things are still in the experimental stage.”

I’ve got a plan, Ool says. “We will make use of this Doc Savage.” Watches is understandably dubious, but off Ool goes to Doc’s warehouse, where he is captured on the roof by Ham and Monk. As they square off, he threatens Monk with his empty right hand. After they subdue him, they examine his hand and find nothing in it. At the sight of the goggles that Monk has just pulled from his pocket, though, he reacts oddly:

Ool stared blankly, but his right hand, held high above his head, started wavering like a butterfly’s feeble fluttering when it feels the first warm rays of the morning sun on its wings.

Monk and Ham take their captive to a specific skyscraper, a building “taller and finer than all the rest, and astounding mass of polished granite and stainless steel towering nearly a hundred stories into the sky, a structure that is possibly man’s proudest building triumph.” Up on the 86th floor are Doc’s headquarters.

As they enter, they overhear a news story on the radio involving an escaped prisoner, Demeter Daikoff. Doc enters; Monk and Ham tell him what’s happened so far and give him the goggles. When he asks the captive what they are, Ool says “just a toy.” He goes on to explain that he wanted to get caught, figuring it was the easiest way to contact Doc. He tells Doc his name is Gray Forestay, but that, “In Mongolia my name, as nearly as can be translated, was Lleigh Foor Saith.” The flakes of gold in Doc’s eyes swirl a trifle faster, but otherwise he does not react.

Ool, who says he is part Mongolian, explains:

“You have heard of the Lenderthorn Expedition, lost in the pack ice north of Canada? I, Gray Forestay, was the only member of the expedition to escape. In recent months, as perhaps you have read in the news, I headed a rescue expedition to search for the lost men. We found that airships were utterly impractical in that region. We could not effect a landing upon the rough ice. But where an airship has failed, a dirigible would succeed.”

So what, an unknown interlocutor asks. Doc has not just a dirigible, but “what is perhaps the most superior aggregation of brains and brawn in the world,” Ool explains, and goes on to reveal that the expedition was not lost through natural causes, but an encounter with mysterious “things” that carried off the expedition members, one by one.

After making this revelation, Ool pauses to observe what effect his words have had on Doc and his men, but just then the radio in the background puts out a pickup order for the murderer of Beery Hosmer, providing enough detail to make everyone in the room pay much more attention to that than the mysterious things. Doc raps out a few words in “a softly musical, but unintelligible jargon.” It’s ancient Mayan (I had forgotten about this ongoing detail), and he’s warning his pals to hold their breaths while he sets off a sleep gas bomb, which knocks Ool out.

Time out for a Ham/Monk interchange as they look at Ool’s “prostrate form”:

Ham remarked in a voice that was heavily with disbelief: “Yes, sir, he’s even uglier than you are, Monk. I don’t know how it’s possible, but he is!”

“You clothesrack!” Monk growled. “You don’t know masculine beauty when you see some. I exude virility, I do! I’m an example of the dominant male.”

Unfortunately, before they can begin making out in a corner, Ool proves to be awake, the first man to ever resist the power of Doc’s sleeping gas. Doc orders his men into the other room, throwing the goggles in with them and locking the door.

They hear the sounds of a fight and then “a chilling sound, unnamable, a dry clacking more than anything else.” They realize it’s Ool’s laughter as he departs.

Cut to a new chapter and Ool prowling Sixth Avenue by night “with his characteristic animal prowl, gaunt head hunched far forward, spidery limbs dangling. He enters “Bill Noonan’s Tavern” and has this exchange, as we meet one of Watches’ own righthand men:

A fat Negro, his head seemingly a ball perched on his multiplicity of chins, dozed on a stool near the cash register. He opened one red-rimmed eye as Ool approached.

“Are you Ham-hock Piney?” Ool questioned.

The Negro betrayed no surprise at Ool’s appearance or voice.

“Dat’s right, boss,” he said. “Ham-hock Piney, dat’s me.”

“I want to see Watches Bowen,” Ool stated.

The Negro yawned cavernously, said nothing.

“Did you understand me?” Ool snapped.

“Cou’se I understan’,” the Negro grinned. “What you want me to do about it — put a fly in your beer?”

Ool expressed quick anger. As though propelled without volition, his right hand started drifting about.

The Negro laughed sleepily, said softly, “All right. Ah see yo’ knows de pass sign. Yo’ can go on up. Take dat door in de back. Go up de only steps yo’ll see.”

Ool goes up to see Watches, who’s guarded by several men, including Honey Hamilton, who “can shoot fly specks off a hundred-watt bulb.” Ool tells him about the visit to Doc Savage and declares “emphatically” that Savage is dead. They begin to bicker about various things, when a buzzer sounds. Watches is alarmed; it’s a button that Ham-hock can press with his toe in an emergency and this is the first time it’s ever sounded.

It’s John Laws, aka the coppers, speaking in strong Irish voices. The men seek various escape avenues, finding themselves thwarted at every turn. Then an opportunity presents itself:

Across the thirty-foot space between the two buildings, a window was open. A man leaned from that window. He was a dark-skinned man, very big, smooth-shaven, with very dark eyes, black hair, and a scar which started at the lobe of his right ear and slanted down across his neck. His appearance was utterly villainous.

In his hands*, the man held a coil of fire hose of the type often affixed to reels inside office buildings.

They escape via the hose, even the wounded Honey Hamilton, who the newcomer fetches:

It was a remarkable feat, for the dark man held Honey gripped in his legs, suspended in the air above the alley. The hose sagged and groaned as, hand over hand, the dark man pitted his gigantic strength against the swaying. But slowly, like a cable car over a quarry, he finally made the other side with his wounded burden.

They make their way to another of Watches’ hangouts, “a fifty-foot cabin cruiser tied up at a City Island dock.” The mysterious dark is the infamous Dimiter Daikoff:

…the man stood up. He held his head proudly. His black eyes flashed with an almost fanatical glitter. The light from the overhead electric bulb glowed on the smooth skin covering his high cheek bones. Like many of his race, this man’s cheek bones were so prominent that his cheeks looked hollow. They were thrown into shadow.

“I am no murderer!” he proclaimed tragically. “I simply liquidate one who was traitor to our party. I, Dimiter Daikoff, am no criminal. In my country, I would be honored, receive a medal. But here, they hunt me like animal.”

Watches invites the handy Daikoff to hang around. He’ll regret this later, we know, and our suspicions are confirmed when Daikoff retrieves “a small compact dictograph device” that he’s been using to listen to whispered conversations.

Back to Doc’s men, who are in his headquarters. They’re standing “in the early morning sun which streamed through the ‘health glass’** windows of Doc Savage’s eighty-sixth floor headquarters.” All five are there, and Renny, Long Tom, and Johnny are giving Monk and Ham crap for not escaping.

The passage which has my vote for most awkward of the book occurs:

Suddenly, from somewhere outside the reception room door, came a burst of scuffling. Then a long-drawn screech of terror reached them. There was something about the screech which put a strange feeling around the roots of their hair.

“I’ll be superamalgamated!” exploded big-worded Johnny.

“Holy cow!” echoed Renny.

Each had used his pet exclamation for moments of great excitement.

Investigation finds a man fleeing up the stairs toward them:

The fleeing man had no hat. His thick gray hair flopped over his forehead. He had a close-cropped gray mustache, and was wearing smoked glasses.

A fight ensues, and the attackers get the drop on Doc’s men. Then Doc arrives, “a bronze cyclone,” and men go “down like shingles wind-whipped from a barn.” Only the threat that Monk will be shot stops our cyclone; the criminals get away, and Doc stops his men when they want to give pursuit.

Wondering where that gray-haired man went during all of this? So does Doc, and they find him in Doc’s workshop-laboratory, looking at Ool’s goggles, which Doc takes from him in order to display the depth of his biological knowledge.

“Were you interested in these?” he asked.

“Yes — no!” the man stammered.

“You will notice that they are unusual,” Doc went on. “The lenses are fully two inches in thickness, and black — so black that no light penetrates them.”

“I — I picked them up by mistake,” the man said. a little hoarsely. “My own smoked glasses fell off. I don’t see well without them. The light hurts my eyes — snow blindness. I picked these of yours up by mistake. For a minute I thought they were mine.”

Doc turned the black-lensed goggles over in his great sensitive hand.

“This flexible material in which the lenses are imbedded — can you identify it?” he asked the stranger.

“I don’t know anything about them,” the man declared. “I picked them up by mistake –”

“The material seems to be fish skin,” Doc said. “It somewhat resembles the skin of a species of deep-sea fish with a habitat in the Arctic Ocean.”

The man identifies himself as Gray Forestay and says that he would like to use Doc’s dirigible. Very well, Doc says and invites him to lunch at “eleven o’clock in the Cafe Oriental downstairs.” Sorry, can’t make it, the second Mr. Forestay says and decamps.

But I don’t like chop suey, Monk complains. “I doubt that we will do much eating,” Doc says in his usual obscure fashion.

A brief scene shows us Watches and his men huddled and planning the next day. All the while:

Dimiter Daikoff, easing around unobtrusively, filling glasses, emptying ash trays, heard much.

Two hours later, “a hard-lipped, ferret-eyed young man” stands outside the Café Oriental, making an unobtrusive hand signal to the black sedan full of men rolling by on the street. They park and enter the skyscraper holding Doc’s headquarters, making their way up to the 86th floor. Just in case they’re still worried Doc is there, there’s a note pinned to the door reading, “Lunching downstairs in the Cafe Oriental.” Doc has signed his name to the note to make it perfectly clear it’s from him. Much like the reader, the criminals suspect a trap, particularly when they find the door unlocked, but Ham-hock growls out a particularly grating bit of dialogue: “We come heah to get dem black goggles, an’ we gwine get ’em.”

They enter and find a glass case containing the goggles:

They stopped in front of the case. Ham-hock, with a gloating in his eyes, sent a sepia paw toward the goggles which lay unprotected on a glass shelf.

His hand passed through the goggles. Through them, as though they were air. His clawing finger nails scored the glass of the shelf.

Ham-hock jerked his hand back as if it had touched flame.

As if that’s not enough, more supernatural shenanigans ensue:

Directly in front of them, beside the door and barring their path to it, a weird blue flame, pencil thin, had leaped from a shiny plate embedded in one wall, across the door opening to another plate.

The flame remained suspended, a lance of crackling, hissing blue. It rippled up and down. Other blue lances zigzagged like chain lightning until there was a whole pattern of blue flame leaping and rattling, barring an exit from the door.

Doc and his men appear and take them prisoner, threatening to tie one in a chair and put them in the path of the blue flame in order to electrocute them. They pick Squirrel Dorgan as their victim. He resists at first, but a sheet of blue flame right in front of his face convinces him.

Doc questions him, but Squirrel really doesn’t know that much. He says Ool can kill a man by touching him and that their second visitor was Watches Bowen himself. But he and Ool want Savage’s dirigible. Monk’s about to take the men away post-questioning, but Ham-hock makes a desperate effort and he and the rest of the men flee. Monk wants to pursue, but Doc dissuades him. Johnny and Monk ask why, and we get a very very Doc Savage reply, “It is a rather long story and, unfortunately, there is not time for it right now.”

Ham-hock and Squirrel decide not to reveal everything about their failure to Watches and Bowen, who pick them up in a car. They head back to Watches’ yacht lair, where Ool and Watches huddle in a corner, unaware that Dimiter Daikoff is reading their lips.

By now, even the slowest reader should be aware that Dimiter is Doc, and it’s fun to imagine the backstage shenanigans, much like a bad sitcom where someone’s invited two people to the same prom, as Doc races back and forth between the two roles. Once he’s done lipreading, he races back to his office, where an Irish cop, one Lieutenant O’Malley, has dropped by to mack on Doc a bit:

O’Malley’s eyes held open admiration as they rested upon the bronze giant.

“Brother,” he said, hesitating as if doubtful of the propriety of the term of address, but unable to resist its honest expression,” I’m sure feel safe with a man like you walking the beat with me.”

O’Malley’s come to investigate a report of the sighting of Ool. He starts to depart, then turns back:

“Say,” he grinned, “mind if I use your telephone to call my wife? She’s got corned beef and cabbage cooking tonight. It looks like I’m going to be late. I want her to keep it hot.”

Doc waved at the desk phone. “Help yourself.”

O’Malley spun the dial and got a number. He talked briefly regarding the conservation of corned beef and cabbage.

After he had spoken, he listened. He listened a much longer time than he had spoken. The sound of a high-pitched, querulous voice could be heard from the receiver. O’Malley squirmed, looked sheepish. His free hand went into his side pants pocket and out again.

Finally, he banged the receiver in a show of temper. The receiver missed the prongs, struck the phone, rocked it on the desk top. His right hand reached out to steady the instrument. With the right hand gripping the inside of the mouthpiece, he hooked the receiver on the fork and stepped back.

After he departs, Doc tells Monk to follow him. Monk does so and is surprised to find out it’s actually one of Watches’ men in disguise. Watches holds Monk at gun point in order to deliver some exposition: the man has smeared poison on the telephone and when Doc answers it, it’ll be his last minute on earth.

The phone call is made; Monk tries to warn Doc but is knocked out before he can do so. At the other end of the line, they hear Doc Savage collapse, then:

…excited shouts coming over the wire, the noise of men moving about rapidly in Doc Savage’s office. Finally, there was a cry, hoarse and filled with horror.

“He’s dead!” A voice shrieked. “Doc Savage is dead!”

Back at the yacht, though, Dimiter is in evidence, despite this conversation:

“I know my poisons,” Ool said flatly.”This one, in my land, is known is ssll-yto-mng.*** That name means ‘the poison that cannot fail.'”

“He’s dead, all right,” said O’Malley. “I heard his men howling that he had croaked.”

Another crook enters to say Doc is actually alive and sending radiograms. Watches sends him back out to get copies of the radiograms. Ool talks more about his culture’s poisons:

Ool’s voice crashed flatly. “There is another poison from my land, a sister poison to this one which has failed. We call these poisons the ‘twin sisters.’ The one which has failed is volatilized by moisture. The other one is turned into a deadly gas by the application of heat. I shall prepare the heat poison.”

Early that evening, Squirrel returns with the radiograms:

One of the radiograms was addressed to the Royal Canadian Mounted Police detachment at Aklavik, at the head of the Mackenzie River on the Arctic coast. The other three were addressed to United States government authorities and settlements on the mainland of Alaska and on the Aleutian Islands. The text of all four radiograms was the same:

PLEASE SEND AVAILABLE INFORMATION REGARDING GRAY FORESTAY EXPEDITION OR ANY OTHER EXPEDITION OPERATING THROUGH YOUR TERRITORY WITHIN LAST SIX MONTHS STOP HAVE YOU ANY RECORD SHRUNKEN-FACED ABNORMALLY WHITE-SKINNED MAN FINE GOLDEN HAIR TALL BONY REMARKABLY STRONG FLAT UNNATURAL VOICE WHEN SPEAKING ENGLISH KNOWN PERHAPS AS OOL STOP THIS INFORMATION OF UTMOST URGENCY.[sic]

A bit later, “shortly before ten o’clock that night” Doc and his men get a phone call telling them to “go to that warehouse thing owned by the Hidalgo Tradin’ Company down on the Hudson River water front.” Despite the fact they know it’s a trap, they head on down, only to be drawn on a chase with a green coupe holding the white-skinned figure of Ool. A high-speed chase leads to an almost wreck accompanied by sundry dialog:

“Holy cow!” Renny gasped.

Long-winded Johnny blinked his eyes. “I vouchsafe a kindred articulation!”

Turns out it’s not Ool in the car but someone with their face chalked up. Cue almost car crash, then Doc stops the car and enacts one of those moments that his team must bitch about amongst themselves:

What he did then was a surprise.

“Slide over here in the driver’s seat, Ham,” he directed. “Take the car back to town. You will hear from me at the office.”

He opens the door, swung out, glided across the road and disappeared in the shadow of a high hedge.

Ham hesitated, then drove away, caring with him a puzzled and disgusted Long Tom, Johnny, and Renny.

Savage investigates and falls into the trap involving the second poison:

Doc bent close to the light while sorting over the papers. So intent was he upon the documents that he did not see the faint vapor which crept out from the frosted bulb as it warmed.

He did notice it, finally. His arm slashed out. He smashed the bulb in his bare hands. But the vapor was already in the air.

The bronze man took two staggering steps, then keeled over, to lie inert on the floor.

Watches and Ool investigate to gloat over the corpse, which surprises them by coming to life and knocking them both out. He takes them back to the headquarters and reads through the answers to his radiograms. It turns out Watches is indeed Lenderthorn, the leader of the only expedition to leave the Arctic-American coast in recent months.

As to Ool, the radiogram from Point Barrow has some extra information:

The weirdly white-skinned man, so the radiogram informed, had arrived mysteriously into the settlement some months ago.

Ool had carried a strange pair of black goggles. He had been acting strangely seeming to have not the slightest idea of what modern life was like, and being unable to speak any intelligible language. But during the short time he had remained there, he had learned language and customs with amazing rapidity.

He had refused to divulge much information about himself except to infer vaguely that he had come from off the Arctic ice pack, which was obviously a lie, it being regarded as an impossibility. He had disappeared from the settlement as mysteriously as he had come.

Several strange deaths among the Eskimo population had been credited by them to Ool, but this was thought to be superstitious fancy on their part, since no direct evidence of Ool’s guilt could be obtained and the fatalities in each case having been attended by severe local inflammation and swelling, and no autopsies having been performed, death had been credited by settlement authorities to pernicious infection, or simple blood poisoning.

While they’re reading the radiograms, Ool rouses and grabs Ham by the ankle, threatening to kill him. With Ham as a hostage, he makes his escape, leaving Ham behind.

Doc somehow manages to beat Ool back to the yacht in time to become Dimiter again, pressing 80-year-old brandy and cigars on the entering pair. Despite this pleasant hospitality, they grow suspicious and decide to kill Dimiter by shaking hands. The attempt is made and Dimiter’s true identity is disclosed:

Watches worked his jaw spasmodically, trying to talk. When he wrenched words out, they came in a horse rasp.

“It’s Doc Savage!” he choked.

“Yes,” came the tragic-voiced patriot’s affirmation. “It is Doc Savage.”

In the ensuing struggle, we find that Watches has derived his name not just from his love of the object:

The watch was one of Bowen’s weapons. The mechanism had been removed from the case and a quantity of molten lead inserted. Bowen could hurl the watch as accurately as he could aim a revolver.

The leaded watch plummeted toward Monk with the speed of a projectile. Monk ducked as the missile struck his chair. The watch splintered entirely through the thin wcker of the boat chair and struck Monk lightly on the chest.

The criminals escape in a speedboat. Soon after, they take off in a plane, headed northwest. Doc and his men lend pursuit in their dirigible, resulting in a sentence that starts off lovely then lumbers into infodumpland: “Like a moonbeam caught, congealed, and set adrift again, a cruising dirigible, a silver sliver against the bleak, sub-Arctic sky, drove over the Canadian Northwest at a rate of speed highly unusual for such ships.”

Monk has Habeas Corpus along as well. As they zip along, he tickles his pig with a toe and asks Doc how they know where they’re going. Doc explains that in his role as Dimiter, he discovered bills for a device that monitors for static disturbances and has created his own. They land in Point Barrow and confer briefly with an old Scotch trader who sheltered Ool when he first arrived. He confirms that Ool was unfamiliar with the trappings of civilization, including fire, which he tried to catch “as though it were a bird.”

Back on their journey, they listen to the static on the radio****.

A hodge-podge of noises, conventional static disturbances, came through the loud-speaker. There were buzzes and burrs and whines and crackles. But they could have been duplicated at almost any point on the earth.

Suddenly, the dirigible filled with a soft low note which throbbed and ran high up the musical scale and back again; the sound was not new static disturbance, but Doc Savage’s trilling, that weird sound, so unconsciously a part of him, which he made in moments of surprise or puzzlement.

The bronze man’s inordinately sensitive ears, conditioned by intensive training to catch sounds above and below the usual range considered possible for human reception, had identified a peculiar static sound coming from the finder.

Guided by static, they head in a more westerly direction. As they go farther, the static becomes perceptible to everyone’s ears: “a high, rhythmic thrumming, each note being throttled off in an entirely unearthly manner, only to swell again in a fashion even more unearthly.”

Monk, fiddling with the black goggles, puts them on and discovers something even stranger, only visible when wearing them: a writhing column of apparent fire erupting from a spot on the ice.

At closer range, the thing which seemed to be fire took on more detail. There seemed to be a living, liquid, white-hot core swelling out smoothly in a golden blush, tinged with flashes of opalescence — glazed yellows, purples, red, greens, and blues. The predominating tone, however, was golden; not so much the gold of solid flame, but a thick fog in which every separate particle of moisture was a floating globule of gold.

At about the hundred-foot level, the writhing pillar, in a thinning golden haze, blurred into nothingness.

They descend, investigating further, when a plane from nowhere attacks them, forcing them to land: “As softly as a leaf falling through a golden autumn haze, the dirigible came to rest on the crevice floor.”

Above them, Watches’ plane circles, occasionally dipping out of sight. Doc and his men try to make a break for it during one such moment. Before they get to their objective, the plane spots them and machine bullets fly. They duck for cover and the criminals land, intent on mayhem. Outnumbered, Doc and company fall back into the crevice, which widens into a place of such solemnity that Monk and Ham must immediately start bantering:

Stalactites and stalagmites looked like massive ivory columns. There were whole domes of crystalline formation which glittered like massed diamonds under the prying glare of the flashlight beams. Some of the rooms were cathedral arched, and so high that the white pencil paths of light from the hand flashes could not delineate them.

Monk craned his bull neck in rapt admiration.

“King Solomon’s temple must of been like this,” he said, and turned to call to Habeas Corpus, who was lagging behind. “Yeah,” he continued soulfully, “this sure would be a swell set up for a harem.”

“You would think of that,” Ham said dryly, aware of Monk’s weakness for women, singly or in numbers.

They stop to gawk too long; Watches and his gang come up from behind and trap them in a tunnel, using a grenade gun to create an avalanche sealing the tunnel’s mouth. Ool guides them through the Stygian gloom, tossing back sundry remarks over his shoulder:

“These particular caverns,” Ool said enigmatically, “are known as the Land of the Lost*****. No man penetrates them far and comes out alive.”

They find footprints, apparently made by someone wearing “skintight moccasins.” This turns out to be a girl:

She had long flowing hair, gold in hue, and she was clothed in some sort of gossamery stuff which clung close, moulding lithesome curves as she ran. She wore goggles with enormously thick lenses.

They capture her. When Ool identifies her as Sona, a princess in this land, they realize she’ll make a valuable hostage. At this point “the hooting sounds of Doc Savage’s submachine pistols” can be heard in the distance. Doc and his men enter, having escaped the tunnel trap, and rescue the girl, who turns out not to speak any language they know, but clings to Doc “with the instinctive trust of a child.”

Something begins knocking their flashlights from their hands and then attacking them in the darkness. Sona is torn from Doc’s grasp by an invisible force.

There, in the cavern of unknown terror, something soft and slimy enveloped them, an odious material at which they tore helplessly, accomplishing nothing by their most desperate efforts. They could not use the machine pistols.

The material, whatever it was, pressed closer and closer to their faces with a softly insidious force which burned their eyes, seared their throats, and imparted weakness to their limbs.

One by one, they fell to the floor of the cavern, tumbling down and squirming grotesquely to grow weaker and weaker and eventually became slack.

They revive to find themselves “on a smooth, hard floor in utter darkness.” Only Doc has some idea of where they are: “Judging from the pressure against my drums, and from the change in the temperature, we are a great deal farther down in the earth than when we were captured.” Most of their belongings have been stripped away, but Habeas remains.

Though they can’t see anything, someone can:

From all sides their clothing was plucked as though by tiny pinchers, and tiny, hammerlike blows rained on their faces and bodies. New sounds broke through the blackness, strange, unintelligible sounds ““ squeaks, hushed whistlings, harsh clackings.

They manage to find their way to a door and get outside, where they find themselves in the middle of a dark mushroom forest. The invisible thing attacks them again; this time Doc is prepared with a pair of goggles:

Instantly, to his gaze, the air became filled with a weird, golden yellow haze. The blackness vanished! In its place there was the fantastic golden aura, shot through and through with a faint opalescence.

After the first moment or two, Doc began to identify objects in the uncanny light. He saw the ghost-stuff which his aides were fighting. He recognized it for what it was — a gigantic species of the fungus growth which dangles like soft moss from decaying overhead timbers in coal mines. This fungus, Doc knew, thrives on a total absence of light.

This particular growth, revealed to Doc through the black goggles, had obviously been cultivated in the exotic cavern, and had attained gigantic proportions, reaching tensile strength.

The black things turn out to be man shaped; a multitude of them overwhelms Doc. They stop their attack at “The sound of a compelling voice of pleasing musical quality”: it’s Princess Sona.

She stood there like a fairy book figure seen through a golden autumn haze. The curves of her youthful body were alluring, revealed by a clinging robe. Her golden hair, silken heaps of it, fell down to her waist and seemed a part of her diaphanous garb.

Her lips were perfect, her features exquisitely chiseled. Her appearance was marred only by the presence of a pair of the grotesque goggles.

In pardonable feminine vanity she removed the goggles. For a moment while she flipped imaginary dust from their thick lenses. The effect to the battery of admiring masculine eyes was annihilating.

“Holy cow!” Renny breathed.

“I’ll be superamalgamated!” Johnny intoned.

“I’m in love!” Monk advised.

Unimpressed, Doc explains the scientific phenomenon which produces the glow. He tries to speak to the girl, but they do not share a language. She leads them into another roomWhere they find her two bodyguards resemble Ool. Sona orders a feast of mushrooms and shows them around the underground city.

On all sides, bathed in the soft golden haze, smooth walls towered. They were white, and shimmered in the golden atmosphere. Just as inside the room they had left everything was laid out in strict geometrical conformity — here straight lines and broad sweeping curves were beautiful in their gaunt simplicity.

“It’s — It’s plenty modernistic!” Monk stammered.

“The most striking example of functional architecture I have ever seen,” Renny, the civil engineer, said in admiration.

Doc said,” “They had to build within the limited confines of this underground cavern. Also, being cramped as to quantity of building materials, they have abandoned all frills and false fronts. In every instance, they have used the least amount of material possible for the purpose.”

They continue to explore the futuristic city, when they are interrupted by the sound of machine guns. They race to the source of the sound, an attack on the Central Mechanical Plant. Only a few paragraphs earlier, this sentence has occurred: “This was called in the local language, they learned later, the equivalent of “Central Mechanical Plant.” How Doc knows the correct name right now is anybody’s guess. You’ll also notice that goggles have become somewhat optional despite the einsistence on their importance earlier.

Doc proposes his usual sort of plan: he’ll slip away while his men hold the fort, then glides****** away before they can protest. Ool appears and manages to turn every person in the caverns against Doc’s men by claiming they’re allied with Bowen and his gang. Out come more fluttering, menacing hands than you’ll ever see this side of a convention of close-up magicians.

Dog sneaks up on Watches and his men by climbing a wall that, Dent says, would’ve defeated a professional human fly. Everything’s well until someone spots him:

A cavern dweller, looking out, sighted the bronze man. The observer was a woman, a housewifely sort of person who looked as if her life might be devoted to the care of her man and her children. The spectacle of the great bronze man mounting******* the side of the building unnerved her, and she clutched her children closely and screamed shrilly and repeatedly. This occurred only a few stories from the top of the building.

Everything goes dark unexpectedly and Watches curses the fact that he hasn’t had a chance yet to use his brand new watch, specially designed for this occasion, down to having Doc Savage’s name engraved on it. In the dark and silence, poison darts are flung at them, knocking some unconscious. After some time, they realize they’re being suffocated; the cave dwellers control the ventilation system and are using it against them.

As they make their way downward, Watches is unnerved for a moment when he thinks he counts an extra gang member. It’s Doc, of course. But they make it to safety, whereupon one of the gang members requests an infodump: what are they doing there? They’re after the secret to the cold light science, Watches explains. When someone spots Savage in the shadows, Ool sets a trap for him.

For once, Doc falls into the trap. He grabs Ool only to find himself surrounded by twenty other men. Doc is taken prisoner and finds himself locked up with his men. We’re nearing the end of the book, which means things are about to be wrapped up in a frenetic and somewhat sketchy fashion. While they sit in their cell, Ool’s off delivering exposition in a section that suggests Dent had leanings towards an SF novel:

…Ool faced the dictator, Anos.

Anos, father of the girl Sona, wore a red cape as mark of high position. The girl, Sona, had acquired her name by a simple reversal of the letters of the male parent’s namey, a custom in all father-and-daughter relationships in the cavern metropolis.

Anos, the dictator, occupied a low, thronelike affair which stood near a design on the throne room floor, a mammoth fourteen-pointed star inlaid with an opalescent substance. Around the points of the store were arrayed the chairs of the government council, the Nonverid, the members of which wore slightly less gaudy capes.

We find out that Ool was exiled for attempting to take over the government. He says he has repented, adding, “And I have proved it by bringing you the giant man and the other five, and the strange insect with fur upon it which they call a ‘hog.'”

In return he asks for the forumla for cold light. Nope. says Anos. How about the deaths of Doc Savage and his men, then, Ool counters. Maybe, Anos says, but it depends on what the council decides. Ool swears “a good mule-skinner oath” and stalks off.

Sona shows up to free Doc and his men, mysteriously giving him the same powers on his right hand that Ool bears. They use it to escape, making their way back to the Central Mechanical Plant. In the process, Habeas is struck with a poison dart. They make their way inside to the cavern dwellers laboratories and somehow revive Habeas (the exact mechanism by which this occurs is somewhat unclear.)

Meanwhile outside the cavern dwellers lay siege. Doc directs his men to direct a liquid he’s concocted before they surrender to the crowd. They’re led off to be judged by the council. Sona tries to intervene and is thwarted. Judgement is passed and each falls to the touch of one of the poison darts.

No longer worried about being thwarted by Savage, Ool, Watches, and the rest break out their machine guns and begin cutting people down. They take over, but are surprised to find the bodies of Savage and his men have disappeared.

The myserious liquid has in fact saved them from the poison’s effects, and they pop up again. Finally, Watches says, he’ll get a chance to deliver his special watch:

The timepiece which Watches Bowen brought out was the one which he had repeatedly assured members of his gang was a special gift destined for Doc Savage. The watch was unusually large. Bowen drew back an arm to throw it.

Doc Savage saw the move.

“Don’t!” His remarkable voice was a crash of sound.

“Sure!” Watches yelled. “I’ll do that.”

With a quick twist of thumb and forefinger, the mob chief turned the stem of the watch as if he were winding it. There started a faintly audible whir. His arm arched back, and he prepared to throw.

It was doubtful if Watches Bowen ever fully comprehend what happened next. Ool, apparently sensing Watche’s intention, clawed out desperately to stop the throw. Their arms collided.

The grenade watch sets off an explosion that causes liquid air to envelop the crinimals in a wave of unearthly cold.

Things wrap up pretty quickly, as usually happens. We do find out the secrets of the death hands:

The secret of Ool’s handwaving death was a bit complicated, but simply understood. It was a tiny pneumatic cylinder, discharging a dart, and this, being a color almost identical with his hands, would escape ordinary eyes. It was held in place by a particularly strong adhesive which did not harden, and thus being quickly detachable, could be removed and hidden quickly.

Sadly, it turns out the cool light only works under arctic conditions. The cavern dwellers decide not to leave their fungal utopia, and ask Doc not to reveal their location to anyone.

Sona requests a souvenir of the bronze man. Ham gives her Habeas, but the pig is reclaimed by an indignant Monk.

Thoughts: Dent plays fast and loose with what Doc knows and doesn’t know at times, but it’s worth it for the mental spectacle of him as first a morose Russian patriot, then racing across town to put his torn shirt and jeans back on. The civilization here is sketchily drawn, but very reminiscent of Golden Age SF. The totally unnecessary Sona/Anos thing is a little weird and I wished we’d seen her speak at least once. But so it goes.

Next up, unless I stumble across an earlier one, is The Secret in the Sky. This one will be posted sooner! I know I took a long time with this one.

* As opposed to in his feet. Sometimes Dent is a lesson in how to pad sentences.
** Google was unilluminating on the nature of “health glass,” or at least yielded no results.
*** No pronunciation guide is supplied.
**** Sorry, I just really like this song.
***** Disappointingly, there is no overlap whatsoever with the children’s TV series by that name.

****** This is the actual verb used.
******* Heh. “Mounting.”

11 Responses

  1. I know I read this at least once, but all I can remember is Hamhock, who represents the worst of Lester Dent’s characterizations of African-Americans with his Stephen Fetchit style of speaking. Even at the time (high school age when I read it, so, the 1970s or so), I thought it was awful (and I love, love, love Doc Savage).

    I did read somewhere recently (maybe on File 770, maybe elsewhere) that Street and Smith had a policy of NOT making villains be from other races, because they were concerned about provoking race problems. Good for them, if that’s true. Although, Shiwan Khan, from the Shadow? I don’t know.

    Anyway, thanks for the series. I’ve got to go re-read some of these now.

  2. Re “health” glass, Street & Smith forbade its authors from using trade names, which is why Doc’s 86th floor skyscraper office couldn’t be identified as the Empire State Building despite it being the only building the world with an 86th floor.

    “Vitaâ„¢ glass” is a specially prepared glass containing quartz that is transparent to ultraviolet rays of the spectrum. UV was known to promote the production of Vitamin D (hence the “Vita”) and was deemed to more healthful for city dwellers who didn’t got out in the sun that much. (Yeast was also sold as “edible sunshine” at that time)

    Also, having was considered a sign of good health, while have a pallor was considered a sign of bad health. Vita glass supposedly allowed one to maintain if not get a tan from whatever natural sunlight shone through.

  3. Actually, it wasn’t Lester Dent who “plays fast and loose with what Doc knows and doesn’t know…” but W. Ryerson Johnson who ghosted “Land of Always-Night” for Dent. BTW, this is the first of your Doc Savage rereading I’ve seen, so I don’t know if you’ve already mentioned elsewhere just how important James Bama’s cover art was in getting us to read the novels in the first place. Just this past week, I visited Jimmy Bama to help him celebrate his 91st birthday. BTW, I recently reprinted ALL 182 of the Doc Savage pulp novels under my Sanctum Books imprint (under license from Condé Nast), including a number of expanded manuscript editions that restored up to 7,000 words that had been deleted from the original pulp magazine publication due to space problems. Cat, if you’ll email your snail mail address to me at , I’ll send you comps of some of my expanded double-novel Doc Savage trade paperbacks so you can read the full novels as Lester Dent originally wrote them. “Mystery Under the Sea” especially reads a lot better at the expanded length.

    1. Anthony, of course! I sort of remember reading somewhere that Johnson wrote that, along with my first Doc, “The Living Fire Menace,” if I remember correctly. I’m in awe of you meeting James Bama. I’ll have to look for your Sanctum Books editions.

      1. Um, Cat? I maybe should maybe have let you know I was posting this to the Flearun page on Facebook. I just thought all the Doc fans there would get a kick out of your reviews. Hope this isn’t a problem.

          1. Anthony and Dafydd are the heavy hitters of the Doc historians. If you want to meet more as well as a few of us long time fans visit us at AZ DocCon in October in Glendale. We Skyped with Jim Bama and Bob Larkin last year and the special guests were Will Murray and Joe Devito, current Doc author and artist. Anthony’s reprints also have articles written by Will about the original story development and history around each. These are a must have and feature your choice of original and Bantam cover art, beautifully restored.

  4. Just a word on the cover — maybe I just have a dirty mind, but my immediate thought was that Bama was having a bit of fun with the censors, having Doc straddling a very phallic mushroom..

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FullSizeRender (46)We return to a gentler, more innocent world again with Doc Savage number 16: The Spook Legion. In the intervening time since Quest of Qui, they’ve undergone adventures The Fantastic Island, Land of Always-Night, and Murder Melody. For people interested in undertaking their own reads, here’s an excellent post about which Doc Savage books to start with.

On the red-toned cover, Doc confronts a machine with what seems to be a cabalistic gesture of some sort. Maybe just jazz hands; the cover artist was fond of a particular kind of pose. A closer look shows Doc is in the process of turning invisible; the bricks behind him are starting to show through.

Author Lester Dent tries to pull off some tricky stuff in this book and it sometimes trips him up, unfortunately. How much that actually affects the book is something I’ll leave to you to judge. It’s also a fairly convoluted book, presenting the information as though sliding things into place to give us the final picture. You have to respect Dent’s ability to plot and willingness to just go all the way with the weirdness at times.

Much like Quest of Qui we begin with a certain number of negative assertions, this time about an individual:

Leo Bell was a counter clerk in a Boston telegraph office. Leo was level-headed. He certainly did not believe in spooks. At least, he did not believe in spooks at precisely 10 o’clock at night, as he moved behind the counter straightening the books of message blanks.

At 10:05 Leo’s disbelief and spooks received a rude jarring.

Though he’s alone in the office, he investigates a wastebasket that overturns by itself, and then finds a mysterious message: a telegraph blank filled out as follow:

DOC SAVAGE
NEW YORK CITY
MATTER OF VITAL DANGER TO THOUSANDS MERITS YOUR ATTENTION STOP PLEASE BOARD BOSTON TO NEW YORK PASSENGER PLANE OF EXCELSIOR AIRWAYS AT NOON TO-MORROW STOP GET ABOARD IN BOSTON STOP SUGGEST YOU USE DISGUISE AND BE PREPARED HIDEOUS AND AMAZING EXPERIENCE.
A N ONYMOUS
(1440 Powder Road)

Hideous and amazing! Let us begin. Leo does, of course, send off the telegraph and soon after Doc Savage calls on the phone. He points out certain subtleties we might have missed earlier:

The mysterious circumstances surrounding the appearance of the message then came out. Dr. Savage heard it through without comment then advised, “There is probably no A. N. Onymous listed in your directory.”

Leo Bell looked in the directory.

“No,” he said. “There is not.”

“The name was the result of a trick writing of the word ‘anonymous,'” Doc pointed out. “The dictionary defines an anonymous work as one of unknown authorship, which seems to fit in this case.”

Lemony Snickett has nothing on Lester Dent. Leo and the night manager discuss the mysterious telegram and then vanish from the book, never to be seen again.

Excelsior! Excelsior Airways, that is, which turns out to be:

… among the most modern lines serving the East Coast of the United States. Their planes were huge tri-motored jobs that carried a pilot, copilot and a stewardess in the crew.

The seats were comfortable, and each bore a number, for it was customary for passengers to make the reservations in advance. The passengers who got aboard were prosperous looking ones, business persons obviously ““ with one exception.

Dent being Dent, the next person described is not the one exception but rather a fat man wearing a black felt hat and spectacles. He turns out to have purchased two seats directly behind each other, and sits in the rearmost. Once that’s accomplished, we can move back to that exception:

And if there was nothing exceptional about the appearance of the fat man, there was a great deal out of the ordinary about the last passenger to enter the ship. The size of this man was tremendous. He had to bend over much more than anyone else as he came down the plane aisle.

Nor was his great size the least of the man’s marked qualities. His face was something with which to frighten infants. It was scarred in fearsome fashion. The ears were thickened, tufted with welts. One of the eyes drooped almost shut. Over the brows, there were rolls of gristle which might have been put there by much pounding. When the man opened his mouth, he showed numerous gold teeth.

The pugilist tries to sit in the vacant seat in front of the fat man and is immediately repelled by the fat man’s lusty shove. Words are exchanged, but the stewardess comes and shows him to the appropriate seat.

At some point someone opens a window on the plane, which apparently in those days didn’t get you arrested by air marshalls. An errant piece of paper is blown back into the face of the fat man. He reads it and reacts by taking out a gun and firing into the empty seat. Again the difference from the present day mentality is underscored by passenger reaction:

The average American lives in a high-pressure world where things happen with rapidity. He is not inclined to become wildly excited about an occurrence which does not menace him directly.

These plane passengers were no exceptions. They merely looked around. Those farthest away stood up. Nobody screamed. Nobody yelled.

The stewardess went forward and said something to the two men in the control compartment. The assistant pilot left his seat, came back and confronted the fat man with the revolver.

The gun-shooting fat man at first claims that he is an actor who was rehearsing a scene from his new show and that the gun was shooting blanks. Challenged on this, he asserts that he is good friends with William Shakespeare, leading the rest of the plane to believe him a harmless madman.

All seems well, but the pugilist does happen to wander up to the empty seat that was shot at, where he finds no bulletholes. When he returns to his seat, having casually stolen the gun from the fat man, he examines it and determines that it has in fact been fired.

The plane lands in New York, but when the fat man tries to leave, he is detained while the emails and social media on his cellphone are checked the pilots decide to take him to the police station. He and the pugilist are the only folks remaining, the latter “ostensibly fumbling over his luggage.”

The fat man surprises them all by hiding in an office. Looking out the window, he sees a group of nearby men. He waves to catch their attention.

The fat man now made a remarkable series of gestures with his hands. These gestures were small ““ such casual movements as might be made unthinkingly by a man who was merely idling time away. He rubbed thumb and forefinger together. He made various kinds of fists. He drummed soundlessly with his fingers.

All of these small gestures were made with lightning speed, and a group of men whom the fact fellow had cited saw them, and when they were finished, one went through with the motion of adjusting his right coat sleeve slightly.

The fat man’s manner showed that the sleeve adjusting was a signal that his other pantomime in had been understood.

I’d comment on showing versus telling here, but I’m too busy trying to think exactly how many various kinds of fists one can make. The group goes into the airplane hangar. Dent presents them as a somewhat anomalous group.

There were six men in the group. They range from a young fellow who looked as if he might be a high school student to a white-haired individual who looked as if he were past 60. None of them wore flashy clothing, but always meet. Neither would any of them attract attention because of their garb. They might have been a party of conservatively dressed businesspeople. It was certain that all of their faces were above the average in intelligence.

Despite Dent’s insistence that they’re “nice-looking”, they draw guns and begin searching the plane. Whatever it is that they’re looking for, it’s not there. An attendant, seeing that their attention is distracted, dives behind some oil drums. Although he is shot at, he escapes. Various alarums and excursions, and the gang of men escape. The fat man is still imprisoned in an office, the pugilist is still acting like he’s fiddling with his bags, and there’s another two mysterious men sitting in a car. Not too mysterious, though: it’s Ham and Monk.

Dent really goes to town in describing Monk; Ham’s description focuses on his clothes:

The first to appear had an astounding physique. His height was little greater than that of a boy in his early ‘teens, but he had shoulders, arms, a bull neck that a professional wrestler would have envied. His head was a nubbin with an enormous slash for a mouth and eyes like small, bright beads sunken in deep pits of gristle. Reddish hair, only slightly less coarse than rusty shingle nails, covered his frame. A stranger would not have to encounter the man in a very dark alley to think he had met a bull ape.

The second man was slender, with lean hips and an hourglass waist. His not unhandsome face was notable for its large orator’s mouth. The man was attired to sartorial perfection; his frock coat, afternoon trousers, gray vest and silk topper left nothing to be desired. The costume was set off perfectly by the slender black cane which he carried.

I would like to note this is the first time I’ve seen a male referenced as having an hourglass waist. The two start to follow directions that Doc has left them in that old standby, invisible chalk. Then they hear shots. “Shots!” Monk squeaks, and off they go to investigate.

They moved to get in the car and Ham disturbs Habeas Corpus. Monk’s reaction seems somewhat extreme.

Monk, rumbling angrily, sent out one huge hand and closed it about the dapper Ham’s throat.

“You kicked Habeus Corpus!” he gritted. “I gotta notion to see how easy your head comes off!”

Ham made croakings past the fingers constricting his throat. He tried to slug the apish Monk in the pit of the stomach, and the sound was much as if his knuckles had rapped a hard wall. He grimaced in agony, and fumbled at his black cane. The cane came apart near the handle, revealing the fact that it housed a sword with a long, razor-sharp blade. This blade was tipped for three or four inches with a sticky looking substance.

Monk released his throat grip before the menace of the sword cane tip and dodged back. His movements were so fast that they barely could be followed with the eye.

Ham swallowed twice, then snarled, “I didn’t kick that hog, but some time I’m gonna bob his tail off right next to his ears!”

The two looked at each other with what seemed genuine, utter hate.

Rather than breaking into the sort of clinch this moment drives, they drive off and catch up with the touring car driven by the “nice men.” More shooting ensues. Everything is getting sorted out when mysterious circumstances intervene:

“¦ He yelled out in surprised pain and the gun left his fingers. The weapon remained suspended a few inches from his hand. He grabbed at it. The gun, with absolutely nothing visible sustaining it, evaded his clutch.

Monk gaped.

“For the love of God!” he gulped. “Spooks!”

Everyone’s surprised and Ham and Monk are captured, while Habeas Corpus scampers off into the bushes. Suddenly the pugilist appears out of the brush, holding a revolver. He seems to be on the side of the fat man and his gang. They try to drive off in the car Ham and Monk appeared in, but are stymied. No one sees the pugilist palm the key before he declares there’s no way to start the car.

The gang heads off on foot and introductions are made between the gang and the pugilist, one Bull Retz. He wants to join the gang and is a talkative fellow who says he’s looking for work. The fat man, waiting for his chance, blackjacks him, noting that, “we are not in a position to take chances with gentlemen whom we do not know.” We find out at this moment that the fat man’s name is “Telegraph” so we can finally stop calling him the fat man. Instead, Dent now calls him “the fat ‘Telegraph.'” Sometimes you just can’t get a break when you’re a villain in a pulp novel.

Telegraph tells his nice friends about the events on the plane. One asks, “Was it Easeman that yelled?” and Telegraph says he doesn’t know. He confides that what really worries him are the words that were yelled out from nowhere, the mysterious exclamation, “Doc Savage — be careful!”

As evildoers are wont to do, most of them react to the name and the few who don’t allow their fellows to provide a moment of exposition. Maybe more than a moment. Actually, it’s an entire section developed to giving you various details that you might want to know about Doc Savage and his men, including the pig, at which point one of them connects the dots and realizes the men that have been chasing them are in fact Monk and Ham.

They’re trying to figure out what to do when an invisible force attacks them. They tried to shoot it but seem to be unsuccessful. Pursuing a piece of paper dropped by Telegraph, they find out that the pugilist was in the underbrush watching them. They start to give chase, when they’re interrupted by the sound of approaching sirens and then “the three musical notes of an automobile airhorn,” signaling that their ride has arrived.

The car turns out to be “a big sedan, neither too old nor too new,” yet another one of Dent’s by now charming fuzzily complicated nondescriptions. Exit the gang stage right, declaring their intent to call on “Easemen’s daughter” in Central Park West.

As they exit, Ham and Monk enter, trailed by Habeas. Soon after, Bull Retz enters as well. He is, of course, Doc in disguise. He strips off the elements of his disguise as they walk, changing voice and posture as well. Bit by bit:

His countenance became one of remarkable handsomeness. The skin was the same amazing bronze hue as his hands. His hair, rid of its dye by the liquid in the flask, was of a bronze hue only slightly darker than his skin.

They head off to Central Park West and the apartment of P. Treve Easemen, where they find they’ve caught up with Telegraph and his gang, now “very dignified, very respectable in their immaculate full dress, complete even to white gloves, silk hats and shiny black evening sticks.”

A newsboy delivers another lump of exposition as we find out a jeweler has been committed for delusions after claiming a tray of a million dollar’s worth* of diamonds floated away.

The men don’t react until they’re by themselves, but then they chuckle and gloat. One of them asks how much the jewels were actually worth and it becomes clear they were behind the robbery. We’ll have the world at our feet, Telegraph declares, adding, “As soon as we dispose of the matter of Easemen and Old Bonepicker, we shall have money to operate on a full scale.”

Striding down a corridor of “tremendously rich furnishings” they enter Easemen’s apartment, only to be confronted by a young woman holding a shotgun in a way that shows she has handled shotguns before. She disables them in an unusual fashion:

“You will each seize the brim of your hat and yank it down over your eyes,” she directed. “If you think I am bluffing merely don’t take orders and see what happens!”

She had a throaty, educated voice which, holding no tremors, carried emphatic conviction.

“Quick!” she snapped. “Get those hats down over your eyes and blindfold yourselves!”

For some reason this stratagem actually works and she disarms them. As she does so, we learn several things about her: 1) her fingernails are emerald green to match her evening dress, 2) said evening dress is low backed and “more than snug” and she is “no ordinary bit of femininity. There was feline smoothness in her movements, along with the rippling play of more than ordinary muscular development in her arms and shoulders.”

We also find out Telegraph got his name from the hand signals he and his men employ, which they do now despite her orders not to. She shoots into the ceiling to let them know she’s serious, but apparently misses. Telegraph falls to the ground, wounded. But it’s just a ruse and his men take advantage of the deception to overpower the young woman. Telegraph asks Ada Easeman what she knows of what has happened to her father.

“My father disappeared,” she said grimly. “Since then, some strange things have happened. A large sum in cash disappeared from the safe here in the apartment, a safe to which only my father and myself know the combination. My father’s broker has advised me that father telephoned him to sell certain bonds and stocks for cash. The broker did so, bringing the money to his office. The money disappeared mysteriously.”

Telegraph notes that it seems her father has been raising cash. Dent doesn’t describe the no-shit-Sherlock look Ada probably gives him at this point but she rightly observes that he probably knows why. Further conversational proceedings are interrupted by an interjection:

The speaker stood squarely in the door. He was a lean man of more than average height and muscular build. Extremely black curly hair made him look even younger than he was; his pleasant features were tanned, and he had a waxed mustache which, in contrast with the darkness of his hair, was almost white. He looked efficient, worldly.

This fellow, who is carrying a revolver, turns out to be Russel Wray, “Sawyer Linnett Bonefelt’s bodyguard.” Telegraph and the reader both ask Sawyer Linnett who? at this point and lo, we are answered, finding out that he and the earlier mentioned “Bonepicker” are one and the same. A door begins to open, Telegraph screams warning, and we fade to a new scene.

It would be patently impossible for someone to have scaled the walls of the building and be listening from the outside, we are told, so of course Doc’s out there listening not in person but via a headset tuned to a device suction-cupped to the outside of the window. How the suction cups got attached to the window are swiftly elided over. Nothing to see here, folks, move along.

Doc, Ham, and Monk are listening to the screams of Telegraph and his men. Deciding to join in the fray, they begin to exit:

Monk and Ham promptly charged for the hatch by which they had gained access to the roof, Monk pausing only long enough to grab up his pig, Habeas Corpus, by one oversized ear. Habeas seemed accustomed to this method of transportation.

At this point, having once come by by the unlikely knowledge that is apparently very easy to tear a human ear off**, I tried to Google around and discover how plausible this actually was. The jury is still out and I am unwilling to perform any actual experiments.

When they get there, the nice men are gone, but Ada Easemen and Russel Wray remain, the former looking as though she hasn’t been through anything more strenuous than “a debutante dance.” Wray is less presentable and his waxed mustache has not come through the fray very well. Doc asks what happened and they say “those guys were crazy,” then describe what was clearly a battle with invisible forces.

Out on the street, they confirm that their foes have escaped. Hamm flourishes his sword cane “irately.” They ask Doc what he makes of it all, they get yet another one of those passive-aggressive moments where it’s clear that he knows what’s going on and has no intention of telling anyone. Doc is just not a team player.

Ada and Russel slip away, perhaps in search of Russel’s missing letter L, and up on the roof Monk and Ham find Doc’s already placed a recorder on the listening device. They hear this missed conversation, which apparently happened while they were out on the street.

“Who was that big bronze man?” asked a voice.

The speaker was not Wray. It was a male voice, however, but one which neither Doc Savage nor his men had heard previously. There was a strange, unnatural quality about the voice, a tang of unreality, and it was very coarse, an aged voice, querulous.

It turns out the voice is Bonepicker himself, saying Ada’s father shouldn’t have drawn in Doc Savage:

“…It will only excite these devils. They will start operations on a large scale. Left alone, your father and myself might have accomplished something. If they get stirred up and really cut loose, we’ll be helpless. The world will be in a terrible shape, because all of the policemen and all of the armies and navies won’t be able to help a bit!”

“I was afraid of the same thing,” said the girl.

At the news that something has happened to her father, she makes “a loud gasping sound of horror,” marking the point in each book where Dent reminds us he gets paid by the word.

Outside, Ham tilts his sword cane and ask, “Are we off to the jolly airport?” Off they go, Monk again carrying Habeas by the ear and prompting a fresh round of fruitless Google inquiries*** on my part, particularly when, a page later, Monk opens the plane door and swings inside, “still carrying his pig by an ear.”

There he makes an alarming discovery: “There’s a danged spook in this sky chariot!” Doc and Ham run towards the plane; so do the suddenly entering Telegraph and gang, wielding “powerful hand searchlights and an assortment of submachine guns and ordinary pistols.” When Monk tries to shoot them, he discovers they’re wearing bulletproof vests as well. Monk and Ham, pinned down by bullet fire, turn to Doc, only to discover he’s gone.

Doc’s off doing something useful, sneaking up behind Telegraph and his men. Nonetheless, the gang escapes, some of them in a commandeered monoplane, others on foot. What is clearly an invisible individual parachutes from the plane, still mystifying almost everyone. Ham tries to advance this theory and is scoffed at by Monk, who by the way is carrying his pig by the ear again while doing so.

Doc gathers up his men and says let’s head out. This seems like a reasonable decision but Dent warns us that it’s not:

That decision was a mistake, one of the few in judgment errors [sic] which the bronze man had made. But, remarkable as was his trained mind, it had no powers of clairvoyance, and he could not see into the future.

They do see Russel and Ada helping an invisible man to a car and speeding off. They give chase but their car mysteriously dies. Another invisible man exits their car, leaving behind only a message scratched on the seat’s leather, “Savage: Go to opera to-night.”

Off they go. Understandably they have some difficulty getting in, given that none of them are wearing full dress, they look disheveled, and most importantly do not have tickets, until Doc reveals that he actually has a box.

Monk digested that, and wonder just how much the bronze man contributed for use of the box. Plenty, no doubt. Monk remembered there had been talk of an unnamed contributor who had lifted the operatic enterprise from its financial dilemma. The bronze man had a habit of doing things like that.

An usher tries to take the pig away and is prevented. Habeas actually seems to enjoy the performance more than anything, Dent included:

The performance had reached a point where the fat basso was whooping and moaning in the throes of indecision about whether to surrender an equally plump prima donna to the arms of the rival singing tenor.

Everyone’s jewelry begins to float off of them; it’s almost as though invisible criminals were seizing it all. Doc is knocked out and while he’s unconscious:

The nap of the carpet beside Doc Savage crushed down as if an unseen weight were bearing upon it. One of his hands lifted, but in a strangely lifeless manner, and the bronze skin over one wrist acquired a depression that might have meant his pulse was being tested.

There was a short peculiar whistling sound, the kind of a whistle by which a man might summon a dog.

From the darker recess down the fire escape corridor a metal tray floated, an ordinary tray of the type used by housewives to bake muffins, divided off into ten cups. In each of these cups reposed reddish, soft-looking wax. The tray came to a rest on the floor beside Doc Savage’s right hand.

One by one, the bronze man’s fingers were lifted and pressed into the soft wax, making an impression in which the whorls and lines of the fingertips were distinct. The tray shifted to the other side and the same thing happened to his left hand.

Fade to black and then we are in Doc’s lab with Monk and Ham poring through the news accounts in the papers, where apaparently over 400 police officers were called to quell the fray. Doc is “engaged in making a complete examination of his own person.” He finds reddish wax under his fingernails.**** They go off to investigate old Bonepicker, aka: Sawyer Linnett Bonefelt.

Bonefelt’s address is not in the best of areas:

This was a doorway, a very decrepit doorway, in a grimy and uninviting street in that section of the city which welfare workers liked to call the worst slum. One peculiar thing they noticed at once. The entire block of buildings seem to be unoccupied. The windows for the grime deposit of months; some were boarded up.

But behind a façade of decay and poverty, there is a steel plated door, leading to vastly different surroundings in a description idiosyncratic enough to lead me to suspect it was modeled on some real life situation.

Carpet on the floor seemed an inch deep, and was of an expensive grade. The walls were paneled in walnut and some other wood which was brilliant yellow hue. The lighting was indirect, with no bulbs visible.

A man in a “resplendent butler’s uniform” demands to know what they’re doing there. He adds that he is Mr. Bonefelt’s butler. Through clever use of ventriloquism, Doc tricks him into admitting he is actually one of Telegraph’s gang members and he is taken prisoner.

What follows is a torture scene:

“Take his right ear first, Ham,” Monk suggested. “I think it’s a little bigger than the left.”

Ham said, “An ear does not hurt. We will take an eye, because when you pull an eyeball out and begin to cut through the muscles behind it, it feels as if the whole brain was being hauled out.”

“Aw, nuts!” said the prisoner. “I’ve been through this third-degree stuff before!”

Doc Savage studied the man, then knelt and kneaded some of the fellow’s joints in a manner which produced great pain. Doc noted the results carefully. He shook his head.

He produces truth serum, as well as a certain mental question in the reader as to why that wasn’t the first resort. The serum is administered, and a hidden gun quickly silences the man, whose last words direct them to a place called “the Spook’s Nest,” identifying it as “Marikan’s place.” Doc goes after the hidden gunman. He encounters Ada and Russel, who have just entered the house and heard the shooting. At this point, the initial plan is clarified. Ada’s father and old Bonepicker have been rendered invisible by Telegraph and his men, who are demanding $1 million in cash apiece to make them visible again. Ada’s father had escaped the men and was onboard the plane, trying to write a note to Doc Savage, when the wind had seized the note and given it to Telegraph. Now he and the invisible Bonepicker are waiting outside.

They’re still searching the house when Doc hears shouting and finds Ada threatening a man who identifies himself as Marikan: “A swarthy man, he had big ears, a tremendous nose, a small mouth, and the rest of him was plump. His neat blue suit bulged a little with fat.”

There is a great many questions about whose side anyone is on. Marikan proclaims his allegiance:

“Me?” Marikan tried to spread his hands, but was hampered by the handcuffs. “Me? I am the chiropractor.”

“The what?” Monk’s scowl darkened.

“I heal the chiropractor way,” explained the other, and tried to wave his arms. He almost lost his balance on his linked ankles, and barely missed upsetting. “When somebody, he feel the pain, I push and pull the spine, and he get well.” He snapped fingers. “Just like that!”

He also owns the Spook’s Nest:

“It is my skunk farm you talk about, maybe?” he grunted.

“Your what?” Monk gulped

“My place where the skunk, she is raise,” Marikan replied. “You know him, the fur farm. I raise skunks. Nobody is ever come around because the place, she smell bad. So I called her my Spook’s Nest.”

It is not explained whether Marikan is a chiropractor who happens to own a skunk farm or a skunk farm owner who happens to do a little spine pushing and pulling on the side. Bonefelt has previously been noted as a business who is a bit of a vulture, but since the name is of Swedish origin, I hadn’t thought much else of it. In this section, however, Marikan, in explaining that Bonefelt owns a partial share of skunk farm, calls him an “old Shylock,” an ethnic slur usually reserved for Jews. They all headed off to the Federated Payroll offices where, Doc says, having intercepted a phone call, “something seems to be set for eight o’clock.”

Federated Payroll distributes payroll envelopes full of cash, which means it’s a tasty target for the invisible gang. Doc fails to stop them, so they head off to the skunk farm. Listening to the car radio as they drive, they discover that Doc’s fingerprints have been discovered all over the crime scene. Doc is unsurprised; he’s clearly been expecting something like this ever since discovering the wax on his fingers.

The skunk farm is on the New Jersey coast. Upon arrival, they’re surprised to find four seaplanes already there. Ham and Marikan stay back while Doc and Monk investigate, trailed by Habeas. There is plenty of activity going on; the skunk farm appears to be the headquarters of the invisible men. Ham and Marikan are ambushed; Doc and Monk have Habeas, though, to point out the invisible man trailing them, “pointing, after the fashion of a hunting dog.”

Through careful deployment of smoke grenades and ventriloquism, Doc and Monk manage to get inside the skunk farm’s main house and discover a tunnel down to a subterranean lair. Taking advantage of darkness and confusion, they join a group of men, pretending to be gang members, only to find they may have gotten themselves into an odd situation:

“Be sure to remove every stitch of clothing,” said a voice. “That includes wrist watches, rings ““ and false teeth, if any. Remember that the presence of the slightest bit of metal on the body is liable to have fatal consequences.”

Monk found Doc’s ear ““ he could tell the finer texture of the bronze man’s skin by touch ““ and whispered, “What do we do?”

“Do as they do,” Doc decided. “Shed your clothing.”

“I don’t like this a lot,” Monk advised, but complied with the suggestion.

Within a few moments, a peculiar prickling sensation became noticeable. It made itself apparent, first, about the eyes and nostrils and other tender parts of the body, then spread all over.

Other parts of the process include being dipped in some liquid then sprayed with a chemical. All of this takes place in darkness, and a voice explains it’s in order to preserve their optic nerve. More chemical baths, conveyer belts, and then a tube full of “blue haze, and frightful pain.” In the end it’s all too much for Monk. As he falls unconscious, he hears Telegraph telling someone to go get Ham and Marikan.

Ham and Marikan are dragged in to face by Telegraph and a crowd of invisible men, who propose to shoot them, then make their bodies invisible so they will never be found. They are unswayed by Marikan’s offer of free chiropractic services, and drag him away to be killed.

The sound of the shot presumably ending Marikan wakes Monk, who is invisible (and naked). He sees Ham and Telegraph. He makes his way over to Ham only to be intercepted by Doc, who is also invisible (and naked). They free Ham and flee. Ham asks what happened to them and Doc reels off a lovely bit of handwavium:

“I secured only a hazy idea of the process,” Doc Savage explained. “It has something to do with altering the electronic composition of the body, securing an atomic motific status which results in complete diaphaneity.”

“That,” said Ham, “does not mean a lot to me.”

Ham heads off to New York City. New Jersey state troopers show up and an explosion takes out the skunk farm. Habeas shows up and is spooked by his invisible owner, who confirms his worst nightmares: “Monk grasped his porker by one flapping ear and carried him, a grunting, suspicious and disgusted shote, toward the road.”

The two invisible (naked) men and their visible (also naked) pig manage to hitchhike to New York through various contrivances, where they wander about until they get news that Ham has been arrested. They free him and proceed to Ham’s apartment. The invisible Bonepicker is there waiting for him. He wants to take Ham to Easemen, who is at his offices, still recovering from the wound sustained on the plane. Ham pretends that Doc and Monk aren’t anywhere around and says okay.

This turns out to be a trap. Ada and Ruseel are there as well as Easemen, who draws a gun on Ham. When they realize Doc Savage and Monk are there too, they manage to overcome Monk and pour ink on him in order to make him visible. Doc escapes in the scuffle.

Ada is still there, though not quite so debutante-like anymore:

The girl came over and stood beside Wray. She was still garbed in her emerald evening gown, but it was showing the effects of strenuous action. The wrinkled state of the frock seemed to detract no whit from her unquestionable beauty.

There is a lot of conversation, and Ham is gradually convinced that Ada, Bonepicker, Easemen, and Wray are unconnected with Telegraph and his gang. He shouts for Doc Savage. Doc, as it turns out is doing the Human Fly thing just outside the window. Rather than come back in, he tricks someone in a stenographer’s office into opening their window and makes his way down to the street. He gets to the skyscraper that houses his headquarters and gets to the laboratory. While there, he discovers that an electroscope is sensitive to the presence of an invisible man. He lets the police know, and then calls Bonepicker to ask how his men are. Incensed by the bronze man’s nerve, Bonepicker calls the police to turn Ham and Monk in.

Alerted, the police start to rush off, but are knocked out by Telegraph and his men, who have been waiting there to catch word of Doc Savage’s whereabouts. They take Ada, Bonepicker, Easemen, Wray, Ham, and Monk all prisoner. Doc rides along invisibly.

A very important invisible man joins the others, introduced by Telegraph as “the big chief, the man with brains enough to work this all out.” They begin to discuss how profitable their business has been so far. Meanwhile, outside:

Doc Savage worked swiftly. He located an electric power line and hooked onto it with his cables, which were in turn connected to high-frequency spark coils. The latter, the bronze man had carried from an electrical supply house on lower Broadway.

From the coils, the copper cables were conducted to doors and windows of the house. There, the bronze man operated more painstakingly, employing a material which was as invisible as he himself, for he had removed clothing and greasepaint.

When he finished, he had strung over the doors and windows strands of the invisible metal fabric from which the loot bags had been woven. He went over all connections, making sure the invisible cables were connected to the invisible metal strands in the proper manner.

Having prepared this trap, he calls the cops:

“All of the invisible men are there,” he advised. “Do not try to raid the place. Block the adjacent streets and rooftops with woven wire fencing. Allow no loopholes what ever. Station men with spray guns, filled with ink or paint. Assemble your dogs. Have teargas and laughing gas*****. In short, take every possible precaution.”

The police official was silent for a time.

“This is not a gag?” he asked. “You know, your fingerprints have been found on the scene of crime after crime which these invisible men have committed.”

Doc Savage hurriedly explained about the fingertip impressions taken while he was unconscious.

“All right,” said the officer.

“How many men can you assemble?” Doc asked.

“Five thousand,” said the other.

“Not enough,” Doc told him. “Call on the Brooklyn Navy Yard and the local army post for reinforcements. If this attempt to corner the invisible men fails, there will probably never be another chance.”

Everyone is captured, and the invisible men try to escape in a train car on the subway line. They are killed in an underwater crash that Doc is unable to prevent. Their corpses provide a somewhat macabre passage:

It was even doubted in some quarters that the invisible men perished; but that doubt subsided in the course of two or three weeks, when the tunnel was finally pumped dry. The bodies, after being in the water that long, were not exactly invisible, but rather, somewhat like large oceany jellyfish.

That flashforward lasts only seconds, and then we are back with Monk, who is rendering the chief of the invisible man visible again. It turns out to be Marikan, who in his newly revived daze, crashes into high frequency current conductors and dies. With him perishes the secret of invisibility, though Dent lets us know that Doc could pursue the secret he wanted to.

All right. Overall, this book seems overly complicated. So much attention is given to creating the logistics of things that some of the banter and byplay is lacking. Enjoyable? Sure. Not my favorite so far, though. My main takeaway would be that complicated plots need some word length to back them up.

Next up: The Sargasso Ogre.

* In 2017, worth approximately 18 and a half million.
** 8-10 pounds of force will do it. Like me, you may have covered your ears on discovering that.
*** You will be interested to discover that the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals did exist at this time, having been founded in 1866.
**** In an alternate universe, readers were then treated to an early version of Heinlein’s “The Unpleasant Profession of Jonathan Hoag.”
*****Because hordes of invisible men are much better if they’re laughing uncontrollably.

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Building a Graphic Novel Library: What One Slice of The Hive Mind Suggested

Picture of a bookshelf of graphic novels.I tweeted this image recently along with the tag-line, “What’s missing? Tell me your favorite graphic novel.” I got literally hundreds of replies, and since I’m going through the list to compile one for me in order to fill out my library a bit, I figured I’d do it as a blog post and thus hit two birds with a single stone. I’m still updating and adding as more people respond to the original post. But if you’d like to know what my Twitter following recommended, here’s the list.

Color-code
Bold = multiple recommendations
Green = I have it and recommend it.
Purple = already on the shelf, but someone recced anyway
Blue = I have it in the original comic form and feel very hip accordingly

So here are the books, arranged alphabetically by author, and with my own notes where pertinent.
Jason Aaron – Thor: The Goddess of Thunder
Alex Alice – Castle in the Stars; Siegfried
Michael Allred – iZombie
Natasha Alterici – Heathen
Sarah Andersen – Fangs
Kevin J. Anderson, Brian Herbert, and Frank Herbert – Dune
Robert Asprin – Myth Adventures
Michael Avon Oeming and Bryan J. Glass – Mice Templar
Brian Azzarello and Eduardo Risso – 100 Bullets (4) (One person said, “Despite the ending.”)
Gabriel Ba and Fabio Moon – Daytripper (3)
Carl Barks – A Christmas for Shacktown. This looks super intriguing and got added to my list.
Donna Barr – Desert Peach; Stinz
Mike Barr – Camelot 3000 (2)
Alison Bechdel – Fun Home (4) This has been on my list of TBR for ages; need to get around to it.
Brian Michael Bendis – Powers
Joe Benitez – Lady Mechanika
Marguerite Bennett – Insexts
Enki Bilal – La Trilogie Nikopol
Vaughn Frederic Bode – Cheech Wizard
Archie Bongiovanni – Grease Bats
Dan Brereton – The Nocturnals
Cullen Bunn – The Sixth Gun
Rich Burlew – Order of the Stick
Charles Burns – Black Hole
Kurt Busiek – Astro City (3)
Thierry Cailleteau – Aquablue
Bob Callahan – Perdita Durango
Sophia Campbell – Shadoweyes
Mike Carey – Lucifer; The Unwritten (2)
Emily Carroll – Through the Woods (2)
Donny Cates – God Country
Chris Claremont. God Loves, Man Kills (3)
Brian Clevinger – Atomic Robo (2)

Peter David – Aquaman
Alexis Deacon – Geis
Kelly Sue DeConnick – Bitch Planet (3), Pretty Deadly (2)
Kim Deitch – The Boulevard of Broken Dreams
J.M. DeMatteis – Greenberg the Vampire
Aaron Diaz – Dresden Codak
Juan Diaz Canales – Blacksad
Andy Diggle – Adam Strange: Planet Heist
Colleen Doran – A Distant Soil
Phillippe Druillet – Lone Sloane
Ben Edlund – The Tick
Grace Ellis and Noelle Stevenson – Lumberjanes (2)
Warren Ellis – The Authority; Global Frequency (2); Nextwave: Agents of H.A.T.E.; Ocean; Planetary 2); Transmetropolitan (7) Warren Ellis has also been revealed to be problematic lately; you may or may not want to poke around to read about that before buying. I have a number of his books and I do not think one can deny he’s been a very strong influence on the field.
Garth Ennis – The Boys; John Constantine, Hellblazer: Dangerous Habits; Hellblazer; Preacher
Emil Farris – My Favorite Thing is Monsters (4) Described as “a great one about a kid investigating a murder in “˜60s Chicago drawn as if they’re sketches in a school notebook,” which I love so I’ve got it on order.
Phil Foglio – Buck Godot, Zap Gun for Hire; Girl Genius (3)
Ellen Forney – Marbles: Mania, Depression, Michelangelo, and Me (2)
Matt Fraction – Hawkeye; Sex Criminals
Pierre Gabus – District 14
Neil Gaiman – Sandman (5); Stardust
David Gemmell – Legend
Dave Gibbons and Frank Miller – Give Me Liberty
Kieron Gillen – Die; The Wicked and the Divine (7)
Rene Goscinny and Albert Uderzo – Asterix
Joe Haldeman – Dallas Barr
Joe Haldeman The Forever War
Dean and Shannon Hale – Rapunzel’s Revenge
Larry Hama – A Sailor’s Story
Matt Hawkins – Think Tank
Herge – Tintin
The Hernandez Brothers – Love & Rockets (3)
Jonathan Hickman – East of West
Joe Hill – Locke & Key (4). Great stuff! I don’t have these, mainly because I borrowed them from someone else to read, and I don’t like buying stuff I’ve already read.
Kohta Hirano – Hellsing
Dylan Horrocks – Hicksville
Jody Houser – Faith
Matt Howarth – Changes
Junji Ito – Uzumaki (6)
Alejandro Jodorowsky – La caste des Meta-Barons
Matt Johnson – Incognegro (2)
Nagata Kabi – My Lesbian Experience with Loneliness
Ryan Kelly and Brian Wood – Local
Stephen King and Scott Snyder – American Vampire
Tom King – The Sheriff of Babylon; Vision
Yukito Kishiro – Battle Angel Alita
Peter Kuper – Heart of Darkness
David Lapham – Stray Bullets
John Layman – Chew
Jeff Lemire – Descender; Sweet Tooth
John Lewis – March (3) Added this to my next order.
Marjorie Liu – Monstress (10)
One person called it “the only one I buy for myself.”
Jeremy Love – Bayou
David Mack – Kabuki (2)
Howard Mackie – Gambit and Rogue; Robyn Hood
Larry Marder – Tales from the Beanworld
Julie Maroh – Le bleu est une couleur chaude
Alan C. Martin – Tank Girl (2) I wrote a grad school paper on this one.
Shirow Masamune – The Ghost in the Shell
Taiyo Matsumoto – Tekkon Kinkreet
Scott McCloud – The New Adventures of Abraham Lincoln; Reinventing Comics; Understanding Comics (4). I keep this on my shelf of writing books. Definitely picking up the Abraham Lincoln book.
Seanan McGuire – Spider-Gwen
Carla Speed McNeil – Finder (2)
Linda Medley – Castle Waiting
Mike Mignola – Hellboy (3)
Mark Millar – Jupiter’s Legacy
Frank Miller – Daredevil: Born Again; The Dark Knight Returns (4); Elektra: Assassin (2); Ronin (2); Sin City (3)
Peter Milligan – Red Lanterns; X-Statix
Shigeru Mizuki – Showa: A History of Japan
Alan Moore – let’s just assume I have and rec everything Moore has written, and wrote a paper in grad school involving the Watchmen.
Terry Moore – Strangers in Paradise (3)
Pepe Moreno – Batman: Digital Justice
Grant Morrison – Doom Patrol; The Invisibles (2); We3 (3)
Brennan Lee Mulligan – Strong Female Protagonist (2)
Ted Naifeh – The Crumrin Chronicles (2)
Mai K. Nguyen – Pilu of the Woods
Hope Nicholson (editor) – Moonshot: The Indigenous Comics Collection This looks pretty cool, adding to my “next buy” list.
Marieke Nijkamp – The Oracle Code
Steve Niles – 30 Days of Night
Lee Nordling – Once Upon a Time Machine
James O’Barr – The Crow (2)
Nnedi Okarafor – LaGuardia
Bryan Lee O’Malley – Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World; Seconds
K. O’Neill – The Tea Dragon Society
Natsume Ono – not simple
Katsuhiro Otomo – Akira (2)
Kevin Panetta – Bloom
Benoit Peeters – Obscure Cities
Rosalind B. Penfold – Dragonslippers
David Petersen – Mouseguard
Richard and Wendy Pini – Elfquest (2)
Rick Remender – Fear Agent
Jamie Rich – Ladykiller
James Robinson – Starman (2)
Greg Rucka – Lazarus (2); Queen and Country (2); Wonder Woman
Mark Russell – Exit Stage Left: the Snagglepuss Chronicles. Ordered because it looked like it would hit a couple sweet spots for me.
Mary Safro – Drugs & Wires (having trouble tracking this one down online so far)
Stan Sakai – Usagi Yojimbo
Richard Sala – Peculia
Marjane Satrapi – Persepolis: The Story of a Childhood (6) I loved this, and the film was lovely too. I ended up passing my copy along to a cousin because it felt like a book that should be out there educating people.
Tom Scioli – Jack Kirby: The Epic Life of the King of Comics
Stjepan Sejic – Sunstone (2)
Jason Shiga – Demon
Ray Simon – Habitat
Gail Simone – Birds of Prey; Red Sonja
Jeff Smith – Bone (7); Shazam!: The Monster Society of Evil
Charles Soule – Curse Words
Art Spiegelman – Maus (5)
Richard Stark – The Parker Novels
Jim Starlin – The Death of Captain Marvel (2) (The first graphic novel that Marvel did)
Noelle Stevenson – Nimona (3) I have this in electronic form and wish I’d bough hardcopy.
Masayuki Taguchi and Koushun Takami – Battle Royale
Bryan Talbot – Adventures of Luther Arkwright (3); Grandville; Alice in Sunderland (2)
Mariko Tamaki – Harley Quinn: Breaking Glass; Skim
Shaun Tan – The Arrival
Yoshihiro Tatsumi
Doug TenNapei – Earthboy Jacobus (2)
Dirk I. Tiede – Paradigm Shift
James Tynion IV – Something is Killing the Children
John Upchurch – Lucy Claire
Serena Valentino – Nightmares and Fairytales
Brian K Vaughan – Ex Machina; Paper Girls (5); Saga (16); Y: The Last Man (2)
Ursula Vernon – Digger (5)
Charles Vess – Books of Magic (2)
Matt Wagner – Mage (2)
Mark Waid – Kingdom Come (3)
Tillie Walden – Are You Listening?
Jen Wang – The Prince and the Dressmaker
Gerald Way – The Umbrella Academy
Jeremy Whitley – Princeless
Kurtis J Wiebe – Rat Queens (5)
Bill Willingham – Elementals; Fables (6)
G. Willow Wilson – Cairo; Ms. Marvel (3)
Gregory A. Wilson – Icarus
Brian Wood – Channel Zero; DMZ (3); Northlanders
Gene Luen Yang – American Born Chinese
Jane Yolen – Foiled
Skottie Young – I Hate Fairyland
Jim Zubkavich – Wayward

Le Grand Pouvoir du Chninkel, which sadly has no official English release as far as I know.

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